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litacats 08-03-2010 04:41 AM

Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep, she's Blonde...

grammyp 08-03-2010 04:43 AM

Oh, that is too good. Thanks for sharing.

auntbarb 08-03-2010 05:40 AM

tooo funny!!

cjomomma 08-03-2010 07:22 AM

Holy cow. that was funny!!!

Lady Shivesa 08-03-2010 07:26 AM

Hahahaha! Good stuff! ^_^

Gramof6 08-03-2010 07:40 AM

LOL How funny! LOL Bet that will never be lived down. LOL

JanetM 08-03-2010 08:19 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: I love this. :lol: :lol: :lol:

sewgull 08-03-2010 08:44 AM

Is your mother allowed at anymore family get togethers?
This is so funny.

Ditter43 08-03-2010 09:38 AM

I could almost picture that!!! Funny!!! Sounds like something my DH would do!! :D

MegsAnn 08-03-2010 11:36 AM

Aw poor girl! She was traumatized!

Ms. Shawn 08-03-2010 03:28 PM


Originally Posted by litacats
Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep, she's Blonde...

I am also Blonde and now I am a laughing and crying Blonde!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :cry: :cry: :lol: :lol: :cry: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good One!!!

littlehud 08-03-2010 07:39 PM

Oh my, that is so funny. My youngest DD would believe that too.

Chasing Hawk 08-03-2010 08:37 PM

Oh my !!!

LOL

I am a brunette and I am LMAO at this. sorry

amma 08-05-2010 12:18 PM

LMBO that was a great practical joke :D:D:D


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