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another laugh for you (apolgies to any blonds ready this)

Old 08-03-2010, 04:41 AM
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Last year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'

At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep, she's Blonde...
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Old 08-03-2010, 04:43 AM
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Oh, that is too good. Thanks for sharing.
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Old 08-03-2010, 05:40 AM
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tooo funny!!
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:22 AM
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Holy cow. that was funny!!!
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:26 AM
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Hahahaha! Good stuff! ^_^
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Old 08-03-2010, 07:40 AM
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LOL How funny! LOL Bet that will never be lived down. LOL
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Old 08-03-2010, 08:19 AM
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I love this. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 08-03-2010, 08:44 AM
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Is your mother allowed at anymore family get togethers?
This is so funny.
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Old 08-03-2010, 09:38 AM
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I could almost picture that!!! Funny!!! Sounds like something my DH would do!! :D
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Aw poor girl! She was traumatized!
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