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Old 05-19-2014, 12:27 PM
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My DDI is a Blond and she told me this one.

911 Operator: 911 What is your emergency.

Blond: Help! Help! my house is on fire.

911 Operator: Are you in the house?

Blond: No. Please hurry.

911 Operator: How do we get there?





Blond: Dahhhh Big Red Truck



Some days are like that.
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Old 05-20-2014, 06:40 AM
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That's funny When my garage caught fire I was not home but my friend who lives across the alley from me was -she called the FD. She's blonde so I wonder if she said that too.She will be here soon so now I have to know : )
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Old 05-20-2014, 10:55 AM
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Love blonde jokes and this one is great! Thanks
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Old 05-20-2014, 12:44 PM
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LOL. Hadn't seen that one, and had a hard time figuring it out. Some days my brain goes into "non-function" at this time of day.
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Old 05-25-2014, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by oldtnquiltinglady View Post
LOL. Hadn't seen that one, and had a hard time figuring it out. Some days my brain goes into "non-function" at this time of day.
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