1. If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7) 2. Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6) 3. A dolphin breathes through an a**hole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8. ) 4. My uncle goes out in his boat with two other men and a pot and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6) 5. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7) 6. Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen, age 6) 7. I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6) 8. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age 7) 9. When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my w***y small. (Kevin, age 6) 10. On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she went very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big backside. (Julie, age 7) 11. The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6) 12. My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7) |
Too Cute!!!
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So funny. You never know what kids will say.
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ROFLMBO I just love kids :D 8) :D 8)
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Thanks for my morning laugh!
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Awww...those are adorable. :lol:
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