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Thread: Children writing about the Ocean

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    Power Poster Lacelady's Avatar
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    1. If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If
    you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne , age 7)

    2. Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
    Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

    3. A dolphin breathes through an a**hole on the top of its
    head. (Billy, age 8. )

    4. My uncle goes out in his boat with two other men and a pot and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

    5. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
    to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors
    would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

    6. Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are
    beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get
    pregnant? (Helen, age 6)

    7. I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother
    is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister
    has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

    8. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric
    eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea
    where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher, age

    9. When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold,
    and it makes my w***y small. (Kevin, age 6)

    10. On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off
    when she went very fast. She says she won't do it again because water
    fired right up her big backside. (Julie, age 7)

    11. The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish
    don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

    12. My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about
    the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and
    married my mom.
    (James, age 7)

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    Power Poster Ninnie's Avatar
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    Too Cute!!!

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    Moderator littlehud's Avatar
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    So funny. You never know what kids will say.

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    Power Poster amma's Avatar
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    ROFLMBO I just love kids :D 8) :D 8)

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    Thanks for my morning laugh!

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    Senior Member Sandy1951's Avatar
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    Awww...those are adorable. :lol:

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