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burchquilts 08-05-2012 07:15 AM

Classmates? Funny!!!
 
have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old.

well . . . You'll love this one.

my name is alice , and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

i noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

after he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school.

'yes. Yes, i did... I'm a mustang,' he beamed with pride.

'when did you graduate?' i asked.

he answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

he looked at me closely.

then, that ugly,

old,

bald,

wrinkled faced,

fat,

gray-haired,

decrepit

son-of-a-gun

asked, 'what did you teach???




MaryMo 08-05-2012 07:18 AM

too funny ..... that's the way it is ... everybody else ages but I don't!
Thanks for sharing.

Grandma Bonnie 08-05-2012 07:18 AM

Good one!!! Very funny!

Hoarder 08-06-2012 03:56 AM

My belly laugh for the day!! Thanks!!

Amythyst02 08-06-2012 05:39 AM

Oh my goodness!!!! just too funny !!!!

Caswews 08-06-2012 06:02 AM

HAHAHAAH so funny .,, thanks for sharing

Scakes 08-06-2012 07:22 AM

ROFLOL! That is so funny.

Neesie 08-06-2012 07:38 AM

:D I graduated 41 years ago, in 1971. That joke is WAY too close to home!!! :D

sguillot 08-06-2012 09:55 AM

I graduated in 1963 from a small town and there were 12 in my graduating class. I seldom do back there but I went for our 40th reunion. I was standing at the football field watching for someone I might know. I turned around and saw 5 people walking toward me. One of them said oh look, it's Shirley and to myself I said I never saw these prople before in my life. Turned out they were my class mates. The guys were bald and the girls were gray. Suddenly one of the guys started laughing and said, we are all standing here looking at each other saying oh my, how they have aged. We all laughes and had the best time ever. Next year will by my 50th reunion and I plan to go back.

justme CA 08-06-2012 10:43 AM

Too true and it says it all. Thanks for sending it out!!


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