So I went to the doctor for my yearly physical today.
The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. ~ Turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2". hmph... She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on Prozac. What a witch. |
Cute!
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LOL...so funny
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Good one!
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Whoa! That's the same doc I go to!!!
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Very funny! They need to check their scale and measurements. We all know we are tall and thin!
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Oh so funny. Thanks. :lol:
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I am not overweight, I am undertall!!!!!
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Excuse me ... where you looking at my health chart :!: :oops: :!: lol
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Sounds familiar, only time I showed any weight loss was at the orthopedic doctor. Goes to show that I must have "light bones". LOL
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