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Doctor's visit (just 4 giggles)

Old 02-10-2010, 12:21 PM
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So I went to the doctor for my yearly physical today.
The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.

"135," I said.

The nurse put me on the scale. ~ Turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2".

hmph...

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a witch.
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:24 PM
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Cute!
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:25 PM
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LOL...so funny
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:38 PM
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Good one!
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:44 PM
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Whoa! That's the same doc I go to!!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:13 PM
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Very funny! They need to check their scale and measurements. We all know we are tall and thin!
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Old 02-10-2010, 01:32 PM
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Oh so funny. Thanks. :lol:
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Old 02-10-2010, 03:42 PM
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I am not overweight, I am undertall!!!!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 03:57 PM
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Excuse me ... where you looking at my health chart :!: :oops: :!: lol
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Old 02-10-2010, 06:49 PM
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Sounds familiar, only time I showed any weight loss was at the orthopedic doctor. Goes to show that I must have "light bones". LOL
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