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Thread: Doctor's visit (just 4 giggles)

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    Super Member Charlee's Avatar
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    So I went to the doctor for my yearly physical today.
    The nurse started with certain basics.

    "How much do you weigh?" she asked.

    "135," I said.

    The nurse put me on the scale. ~ Turns out my weight is 180.

    The nurse asked, "Your height?"
    "5 foot 4," I said.

    The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2".

    hmph...

    She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

    "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

    She put me on Prozac.

    What a witch.

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    Cute!

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    LOL...so funny

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    Good one!

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    Whoa! That's the same doc I go to!!!

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    Very funny! They need to check their scale and measurements. We all know we are tall and thin!

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    Oh so funny. Thanks. :lol:

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    I am not overweight, I am undertall!!!!!

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    Excuse me ... where you looking at my health chart :!: :oops: :!: lol

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    Sounds familiar, only time I showed any weight loss was at the orthopedic doctor. Goes to show that I must have "light bones". LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by redrummy
    I am not overweight, I am undertall!!!!!
    Works for me!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL I'm not undertall...I'm vertically challenged. :D

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    Thanks for the chuckle :D :D :-D

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    Thats going into my joke file. Love it.

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    Cute. One of the ladies in my excerise class today ask me how tall I am and how much do I weigh. Then she told me how nice I always look. This is dressed in a sports bra and baggy pants. Made my day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigger5464
    LOL I'm not undertall...I'm vertically challenged. :D
    Quote Originally Posted by redrummy
    I am not overweight, I am undertall!!!!!
    My mom says both of these things all the time :-D :thumbup:

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    Thanks ((wipes tears from eyes)); I always knew when I grew older that I would get shorter but nobody told me it would spread out.

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    ROFLMAO-----you've really made my day!!

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    Soooo funny!

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    that is so funny, i might have to try something like when i go see the doc

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    LOL

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    That is so cute. Copied and sent it to all my relatives and friends. I keep telling them I am not short, God just built my butt close to the ground and I am not fat, I am big boned. LOL

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