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Charlee 02-10-2010 12:21 PM
So I went to the doctor for my yearly physical today.
The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.

"135," I said.

The nurse put me on the scale. ~ Turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2".

hmph...

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a witch.

Lisanne 02-10-2010 12:24 PM
Cute!

SharonC 02-10-2010 12:25 PM
LOL...so funny

beachlady 02-10-2010 12:38 PM
Good one!

shequilts 02-10-2010 12:44 PM
Whoa! That's the same doc I go to!!!

Marjpf 02-10-2010 01:13 PM
Very funny! They need to check their scale and measurements. We all know we are tall and thin!

littlehud 02-10-2010 01:32 PM
Oh so funny. Thanks. :lol:

redrummy 02-10-2010 03:42 PM
I am not overweight, I am undertall!!!!!

paintedquilt 02-10-2010 03:57 PM
Excuse me ... where you looking at my health chart :!: :oops: :!: lol

Chasing Hawk 02-10-2010 06:49 PM
Sounds familiar, only time I showed any weight loss was at the orthopedic doctor. Goes to show that I must have "light bones". LOL


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