Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders". |
Still laughing. Thanks!
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Ditter you crack me up I have no idea where you come up with some of the things you do but I sure enjoy them. Thanks!!!
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Oh, ha ha ha, Ditter, love your posts!!
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Guess that kid really liked fried chicken!!! lol
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It's finger lickin' good!
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good one love that chicken
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sounds like one of my boys lol
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Too, too funny.
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Oh dear!
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