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Thread: Favorite animal.....funny!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
    chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
    everyone else in the class laughed.

    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
    chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher
    was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do,
    too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
    happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
    was I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
    children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried
    chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and
    told me not to do it again.

    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
    famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

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    Still laughing. Thanks!

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    Ditter you crack me up I have no idea where you come up with some of the things you do but I sure enjoy them. Thanks!!!

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    Oh, ha ha ha, Ditter, love your posts!!

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    Guess that kid really liked fried chicken!!! lol

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    It's finger lickin' good!

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    good one love that chicken

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    sounds like one of my boys lol

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    Too, too funny.

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    Oh dear!

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    I love fried chicken too!!Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
    chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
    everyone else in the class laughed.

    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
    chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher
    was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do,
    too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
    happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
    was I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
    children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried
    chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and
    told me not to do it again.

    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
    famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
    Just to to funny!!! Where do you come up with them :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Love It Very Funny!!!

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    Thanks Ditter! :thumbup:

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    Ditter,

    Did you know that PETA stands for "People Eating Tasty Animals"?????????

    I agree with you - my favorite animal is Fried Chicken. Had Chick-Fil-A today over in Texas after Dhs cardio appt.

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    LOL... could have this been just before lunch ??
    Wonder what could have been on the menu?

    :) :thumbup:

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    lol!

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    Thanks I needed a laugh.

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    Funny!

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    Cute. You make our day with your funnies.

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    Ditter43...You are a hoot and i do so love reading ALL your posts. Sorry about the potty though, hope it gets fixed up quick

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    You got in trouble at school on a regular basis, didn't you.

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    my middle daughter had a bumper sticker on her first car:

    "PETA= People Eating Tasty Animals"

    ever so slightly wicked child--love her!

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