Jim

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.


I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..

She sent me back to the principal's office.
He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand.
My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

Peckish

Lol too funny!

Reminds me of a sign I saw once, supposed to be about a kid who was asked to write about what he wanted to be when he grew up. He said "happy". They told him he didn't understand the assignment. He told them they didn't understand life. Love that.

Joset

oh i love it, that is cute

sew1

Heard this before, but still makes me laugh.

ptquilts

I love animals....... because they taste so good!

jitkaau

I used to teach kids like this...I thought it was funny then as well.

Wanabee Quiltin

Love this, so funny. Had to read it to DH and he laughed too. Both of us fighting a cold so laughter is truly the best medicine.

Abby'smom

thank you -- enjoyed the laugh

frog54

That is so great

lauriejo