E CABBIE AND THE NUN
> > A cabbie picks up an older but very pretty Nun. She gets into the cab, and > notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. > > She asks him why he is staring. > He replies............. > " I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you." > > She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and > have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just > about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I > would find offensive." > > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." > > She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: > #1, you have to be single and > #2, you must be Catholic." > > The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" > > "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." > > The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. > > But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. > > "My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?" > > "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm > Jewish." > > The nun says, ......... "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a > Halloween party." > |
I like this one...I had it saved to put on the board....you beat me to it!! :lol: :lol:
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That is too funny!
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