E CABBIE AND THE NUN
>
> A cabbie picks up an older but very pretty Nun. She gets into the cab, and
> notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>
> She asks him why he is staring.
> He replies.............
> " I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
>
> She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
> have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
> about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
> would find offensive."
>
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
>
> She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
> #1, you have to be single and
> #2, you must be Catholic."
>
> The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
>
> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
>
> The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
>
> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>
> "My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
>
> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm
> Jewish."
>
> The nun says, ......... "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
> Halloween party."
>

I like this one...I had it saved to put on the board....you beat me to it!! :lol: :lol:

That is too funny!