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Thread: halloween funny

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    May 2010
    lafayette, in
    > A cabbie picks up an older but very pretty Nun. She gets into the cab, and
    > notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
    > She asks him why he is staring.
    > He replies.............
    > " I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
    > She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
    > have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
    > about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
    > would find offensive."
    > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
    > She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
    > #1, you have to be single and
    > #2, you must be Catholic."
    > The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
    > "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
    > The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
    > But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
    > "My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
    > "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm
    > Jewish."
    > The nun says, ......... "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
    > Halloween party."

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Jan 2007
    Crystal River Florida
    I like this one...I had it saved to put on the board....you beat me to it!! :lol: :lol:

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    Super Member Lynneander's Avatar
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    Jun 2010
    Las Cruces, NM
    That is too funny!

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