He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.

"Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat.

I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage.

And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.

Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say . . . .

*"Okay ma'am, you can board your flight now."*

How funny!

HE HE Then what? ROLMBO

LOL...I thought we had a pervert on the board....I was fixing to contact a moderator! LMBO!!

Very funny! :)

Hilarious...got send this to my best friend!

Hilarious!

LMBO!

I thought it was always girl on girl or boy on boy... now I may have to ask for a search on my next flight, LOL!

:)

Very funny. I copied it and sent it to a friend.

Dang, what a let down!! :XD: :oops:

I let out such a gasp!!! funny!!!!

Omg. That is funny!!!!

LOL...not quite where I thought this was going...LOL!

Too funny!

Too funny.....:) :) :)

Thanks for the laugh.

Total knee slapper. Best laugh I've had in ages! I just sent it on. Thanks.

"can't see london,
can't see france,
until we see
your underpants."

--the TSA

I thought maybe he was a Dr.

What a riot! Got to forward this to a few of my friends!!! Thanks bunches for sharing!

That is so funny.

Still laughing!

OMG! I was a little concerned there for a moment! ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reasons I don't fly :D

I read it to my DH and we roared !!! He has changed his opinion of quilters sincer we got together

Loved the great laugh
Mim

Haven't flown for awhile is that the thrill before the ride?

a little story to share - on my way to Italy, we had a layover in Germany. Readying to board my next flight, I got in line for the body search. I spotted the GODS they hired as body inspectors, I mean OMG!! GORGEOUS!! After my turn, I jokingly circled around my guy again and asked for a repeat performance!! The crowd went WILD!!

Lovin it. lol.

This is too funny !!! Thanks for the good laugh.

Just howling. LOL LOL

I knew it was too good to be true!! ;-)

Didn't know this board was X-rated! giggle. Sure got my blood pressure up.