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butterflywing

01-17-2011 02:04 PM

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernia’s 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

denise d

01-17-2011 02:46 PM

Very funny :D

dixiebelle162002

01-17-2011 03:34 PM

:D :D :D

wolph33

01-17-2011 03:35 PM

:lol: too funny

Ramona Byrd

01-17-2011 03:37 PM

I am NOT going to ask how they figured out they were real blondes! No, not me.

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