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Old 01-17-2011, 02:04 PM
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Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:


Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernia’s 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
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Old 01-17-2011, 02:46 PM
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Very funny :D
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Old 01-17-2011, 03:34 PM
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:D :D :D
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:lol: too funny
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I am NOT going to ask how they figured out they were real blondes! No, not me.
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