Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind
Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind:
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it ******************** I had amnesia once---or twice ******************** I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what? ******************** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ******************** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy ******************** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. ******************** What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? ******************** They told me I was gullible and I believed them. ******************** Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. ******************** Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. ******************** One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. ******************** My weight is perfect for my height-- which varies. ******************** I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. ******************** How can there be self-help "groups"? ******************** If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? ******************** Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. ******************** Is it me --or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? ******************** TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS |
OMG Ditter! That is hysterical! Off to share it all over the place! Thanks :D
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Thanks Ditter, these gave me a much needed laugh today :D
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Ditter. You're too much! I needed to laugh today margee
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Love today's message, will share it with my friends. Thank you for a giggle or two.
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LOL! Thanks for a good early morning laugh. I needed that before I get up and get busy!!!!
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Thanks for the chuckle to go with my morning coffee! What a great way to start your day!
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Such laughs, Ditter! Thanks!
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Thanks for making my morning!!! You are so great to post fun things. Thanks again.
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You are amazing, Ditter, with your humorous sharings. You brighten my day! :D
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