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    Old 05-24-2012, 05:11 PM
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    Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind:
    I planted some bird seed.
    A bird came up.
    Now I don't know what to feed it
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    I had amnesia once---or twice
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    I went to San Francisco .
    I found someone's heart. Now what?
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    Protons have mass?
    I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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    All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
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    If the world were a logical place,
    men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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    What is a "free" gift?
    Aren't all gifts free?
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    They told me I was gullible
    and I believed them.
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    Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home
    and, when he grows up,
    he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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    Experience is the thing you have left
    when everything else is gone.
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    One nice thing about egotists:
    they don't talk about other people.
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    My weight is perfect for my height--
    which varies.
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    I used to be indecisive.
    Now I'm not sure.
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    How can there be self-help "groups"?
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    If swimming is so good for your figure,
    how do you explain whales?
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    Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
    and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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    Is it me --or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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    TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN,
    YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE,
    SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS
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    Old 05-25-2012, 06:56 AM
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    OMG Ditter! That is hysterical! Off to share it all over the place! Thanks
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    Old 05-25-2012, 08:42 AM
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    Thanks Ditter, these gave me a much needed laugh today
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    Ditter. You're too much! I needed to laugh today margee
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    Love today's message, will share it with my friends. Thank you for a giggle or two.
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    Old 05-26-2012, 04:46 AM
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    LOL! Thanks for a good early morning laugh. I needed that before I get up and get busy!!!!
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    Old 05-26-2012, 05:04 AM
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    Thanks for the chuckle to go with my morning coffee! What a great way to start your day!
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    Old 05-26-2012, 05:14 AM
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    Such laughs, Ditter! Thanks!
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    Thanks for making my morning!!! You are so great to post fun things. Thanks again.
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    Old 05-26-2012, 06:18 AM
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    You are amazing, Ditter, with your humorous sharings. You brighten my day!
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