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CoyoteQuilts 09-24-2010 09:15 PM

It's Tough Getting Old

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,

"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"

cjomomma 09-24-2010 09:16 PM

that is wrong in so many ways! Lmbo!!!

trisha 09-24-2010 09:32 PM

Okay....my husband did not think that was very humurous....heeheehee!!!

Quiltforme 09-24-2010 09:34 PM

Oh man I won't be showing this one to my hubby way too close to home!!!!!

Gramof6 09-24-2010 09:42 PM

The Guys may not think it too humorous but I sure did! LOL

ChubbyBunny 09-24-2010 10:09 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: Too funny!!!

Caroltee 09-24-2010 10:42 PM

It’s not the getting old that’s tough it’s the aches and pains that are tough to handle.
Have you heard about the little old lady that sleeps with 3 men every night…some of you mighteven know them.
Arther Ritis...Ben Gay...Al Zheimer

SueDor 09-25-2010 05:42 AM

That was too funny! I had to mail that out to friends and family.

sandpat 09-25-2010 05:51 AM

:lol:! Even my DH thought it was funny....gross...but funny!

CarrieAnne 09-25-2010 05:52 AM

LOL!


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