Left Brain strikes again!
 

I went to a new grocery store this morning and there was a bit of confusion...

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.”

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the women's hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...

To funny, gave me a good laugh.

Me too,l May in Jersey

funny, I'm still laughing.

.:D Funny!!!!!!!

Now that is funny, I don't care who you are!

poor girl would need therapy if I did that! Thanks for the chuckle.

piney

Me, too, tho I gotta level with you... sounds about like something I'd do... LOL!

That is too funny!!!!!:D

:D That is funny! :D

thanks for my morning laugh. joyce j

OMG So funny.

Too, too funny!

Good one!!!!

Thanks for my giggle today.

Is this what we mean when we says someone takes things "too literal?" Hee- hee - what a good laugh.

What a hoot!! Thank you for this story!

I didn't see that one coming! Great funny!!

Now that is too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

Yup. Me, too.

Very funny!!!

With my body, I would have walked and never been back. lol

Still chuckling

Oh my, what a good one.

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.