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Crlyn 10-23-2010 06:29 PM

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available


To guys who you think can handle the truth!

skydiver70 10-23-2010 06:32 PM

Thanks! Needed a good laugh.

maine ladybug 10-23-2010 06:38 PM

Good one. I may have to pass that one on to a man or two, or three, or.....LOL

Ramona Byrd 10-23-2010 06:44 PM

Whoopeee!! I'm gonna go right now and forward them to my son and son-in-law, both of whom have a very well developed sense of humor..or else.

JJs 10-23-2010 06:53 PM

GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

love that one!

abonda 10-23-2010 06:59 PM

soooo.... realistic........... Thanks

MegsAnn 10-23-2010 07:10 PM

LOL

quilting cat 10-23-2010 07:27 PM

MOMS, TAKE NOTE! Train your teenage sons right!
My DH could teach "Basic Kitchen Skills" and "Calling When You're Going to be Late", but he flunks on "Letting Her Drive With You In The Car"!

littlehud 10-23-2010 07:57 PM

Funny, thanks for the laugh.

SuziC 10-24-2010 03:52 AM

I am printing this and putting on the fridge :lol: :lol: :lol:


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