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Thread: Not trying to be insulting, but ladies we do need a laugh sometime!

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    WICOE
    (Women In Charge Of Everything)

    Is proud to announce the opening of its
    EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
    OPEN TO MEN ONLY
    ALL ARE WELCOME

    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

    The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

    DAY ONE

    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
    Step by step guide with slide presentation

    TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
    Roundtable discussion

    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
    Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

    DISHES & SILVERWARE;
    DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
    OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
    Debate among a panel of experts.

    REMOTE CONTROL
    Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
    Starting with looking in the right place
    Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
    Open forum


    DAY TWO

    EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
    DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
    Group discussion and role play

    HEALTH WATCH;
    BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
    PowerPoint presentation

    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
    Real life testimonial from the one man who did

    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
    AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    Driving simulation

    LIVING WITH ADULTS;
    BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
    YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
    Online class and role playing

    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

    REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
    & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
    Bring your calendar or PDA to class

    GETTING OVER IT;
    LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
    Individual counsellors available


    To guys who you think can handle the truth!

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    Thanks! Needed a good laugh.

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    Good one. I may have to pass that one on to a man or two, or three, or.....LOL

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    Whoopeee!! I'm gonna go right now and forward them to my son and son-in-law, both of whom have a very well developed sense of humor..or else.

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    GETTING OVER IT;
    LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
    Individual counselors available

    love that one!

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    soooo.... realistic........... Thanks

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    LOL

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    MOMS, TAKE NOTE! Train your teenage sons right!
    My DH could teach "Basic Kitchen Skills" and "Calling When You're Going to be Late", but he flunks on "Letting Her Drive With You In The Car"!

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    Funny, thanks for the laugh.

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    I am printing this and putting on the fridge :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    that one is very funny!

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    It lists everything they do wrong.

    Forgot the toilet seat put it down when you are done.

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    Too funny!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    To funny but so true! I really needed a laugh this morning, THANKS!!!!!!

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    They should start these courses in kindergarten!

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    lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mollymct
    They should start these courses in kindergarten!
    I agree. :thumbup:

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    I've personally taught these classes, beginning sometime around the anniversary date. I've had to have a refresher course for some classes and some I've just given up on! :) For some the eye/hand to dishwasher coordination was never developed and will never be. :) :)

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    Oh!! I love this. Thank you for a good belly laugh.

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    Love it, thanks!

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    Super, have copied/pasted on email to friends, thanks

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    I would love to sponsor the guy who just called me about installing a new dishwasher. Didn't ask me what time would be good - just said "well, I can come over right now" as if I am some bored housewife....

    PS - not putting down anyone who is a housewife. I just don't like the attitude of woman equals in a house only, no job....

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