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Ditter43 02-02-2012 08:24 AM

Old Man & A Shave.....funny!!!!!
 
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An old man walked into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he told the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber got a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and told him to put it inside his cheek to spread the skin out.

When he'd finished, the old man told the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.










The barber replied: "I would have told you to bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".

bjrusty 02-02-2012 09:41 AM

good one lol Barb

Kas 02-02-2012 10:20 AM

Eeeeewwwwww!!!!!! Imagine the look on his face. Yikes!

sandybuttons 02-02-2012 01:03 PM

yucky !!!!!!!!!!!

Learner747 02-02-2012 04:10 PM

That is the funniest thing I have read. Oh, the poor customer!

Ileen 02-02-2012 05:51 PM

OH Ditter, that is so Funny Can't stop Laughing!!!!!!!!!

Murphy 02-02-2012 05:52 PM

ROFL. Great one Ditter; thanks for the laugh.

MaryStoaks 02-02-2012 06:16 PM

Thanks Ditter!:thumbup:

jitkaau 02-03-2012 04:49 AM

Bet he grew a beard after that!

Joset 02-03-2012 05:50 AM

thanks ditter, another good one.
great way to start the day with
a good laugh


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