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Thread: Old Man & A Shave.....funny!!!!!

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    Old Man & A Shave.....funny!!!!!

    An old man walked into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he told the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

    The barber got a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and told him to put it inside his cheek to spread the skin out.

    When he'd finished, the old man told the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.










    The barber replied: "I would have told you to bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".
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    good one lol Barb
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    Eeeeewwwwww!!!!!! Imagine the look on his face. Yikes!
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    yucky !!!!!!!!!!!
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    That is the funniest thing I have read. Oh, the poor customer!

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    OH Ditter, that is so Funny Can't stop Laughing!!!!!!!!!

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    ROFL. Great one Ditter; thanks for the laugh.
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    Thanks Ditter!
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    Bet he grew a beard after that!

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    thanks ditter, another good one.
    great way to start the day with
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    Hilarious!!!

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    I'll bet he never shaves again. LOL Good one Ditter.

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    that was so funny, still laughing
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    Very funny!! LOL! Thanks, Ditter.

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    Oh Gross. LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by craftymatt2 View Post
    that was so funny, still laughing
    Ditto, Ditter 8->
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    Oh my gosh! Funny!

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    Ouch! That is funny!

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    H i l a r i o u s y u c k y !!!!

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    Nah it would take more than one day to get the ball back LOL
    Love it !!!!

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    Good one. lol
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    Thanks for the belly laugh Ditter! That keeps me young!

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    Yuk yuk yuk lol

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