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Old Man & A Shave.....funny!!!!!

Old Man & A Shave.....funny!!!!!

Old 02-02-2012, 08:24 AM
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Default Old Man & A Shave.....funny!!!!!

An old man walked into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he told the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber got a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and told him to put it inside his cheek to spread the skin out.

When he'd finished, the old man told the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied: "I would have told you to bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".
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Old 02-02-2012, 09:41 AM
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good one lol Barb
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Old 02-02-2012, 10:20 AM
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Eeeeewwwwww!!!!!! Imagine the look on his face. Yikes!
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yucky !!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-02-2012, 04:10 PM
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That is the funniest thing I have read. Oh, the poor customer!
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Old 02-02-2012, 05:51 PM
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OH Ditter, that is so Funny Can't stop Laughing!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-02-2012, 05:52 PM
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ROFL. Great one Ditter; thanks for the laugh.
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Thanks Ditter!
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Bet he grew a beard after that!
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thanks ditter, another good one.
great way to start the day with
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