You don't care where your husband goes, as long as you don't have to go along....

Your husband asks you to go upstairs and make love and you tell him to 'pick one' because you 'can't do both'.....

What are your Old is When's....?

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired!

It takes twice as long to look half as good!

Old is 'when'..you live in the hereafter...you go into a different room and say "what did I come in hereafter"

You have to take a nap before you go to bed.

Lol

When the ear, nose, & throat doc says "your hearing is pretty good for your age".

Hehehehe...you guys are tooooo funny

For my DH, who is older than me, it means he has to sit down and rest after he gets dressed to go for a walk (putting on pants and shoes). Then he goes for a walk. Then he comes back and rests some more.

i love this one
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Old is when your gray-haired doctor says he does the same things he is doing for you for his mother. And, doesn't just say it once, but several times during the office visit!