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butterflywing 11-24-2009 05:22 PM


A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much? I only bought 5 items."
The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said …
You'd be paying for her things, too."
Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.
Don't trust Little Old Ladies!!!

earthwalker 11-24-2009 05:43 PM

Yep....old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill everytime! Thanks for making my morning brighter!

littlehud 11-24-2009 08:11 PM

I can always count on you for a laugh. Thanks.

amma 11-24-2009 08:58 PM

Please don't call ME mom.....or late for dinner :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

k3n 11-25-2009 04:41 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wiley old bird! :mrgreen:

The lady in the joke I mean, BW! :wink:

sewjoyce 11-25-2009 07:10 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: good one -- us little old ladies can be treacherous :twisted: :lol:

Quilt4u 11-25-2009 09:54 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

butterflywing 11-25-2009 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by sewjoyce
:lol: :lol: :lol: good one -- us little old ladies can be treacherous :twisted: :lol:

hey, who you calling old? :evil:

amma 11-25-2009 03:24 PM

If the grey hair fits????? LMBO that would be ME too :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol:

butterflywing 11-25-2009 03:29 PM

who has grey hair? i have ...uhmmm.. light brown hair (about to get darker in the next few days :mrgreen: )


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