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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A : So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. ? Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q ? : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. |
Funny!!!
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where do you find this stuff ditter, too funny. keep them comin
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Shall be sending that to my DD1 who is pregnant with No. 3
With her morning sickness this will give her a laugh. |
Thanks for the laugh!
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So funny
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So funny and so true!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I read this to my husband and he thinks it's very funny. Thank you for sharing.
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Originally Posted by katydidit
So funny and so true!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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So glad those days are over.
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HAHA, awesome. :D
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OMGosh Ditter you did it again, that is just plain laugh out loud funny!!!
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These were really good ones!!! Thank you for the laughs...Naomi :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Originally Posted by carmen garcia
So glad those days are over.
amen sister, amen! |
Originally Posted by carmen garcia
So glad those days are over.
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Originally Posted by Buckeye Rose
Originally Posted by carmen garcia
So glad those days are over.
amen sister, amen! |
Ha too funny! I have a 10 month old and can totally relate.
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Love this one, but the pic is the best. I had morning sickness all day long for eight straight months.
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Thanks Ditter! :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Thanks for the smiles, just common sense.
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Originally Posted by Ditter43
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough. Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A : So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. ? Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q ? : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. |
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Absolutely wonderful!
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Wonderful way to start the day. Welcome back!
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Very funny Ditter. Thanks for the smile.
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Originally Posted by carmen garcia
So glad those days are over.
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I really appreciate your humorous posts... they make me laugh out loud and sometimes I really need to do that! Hugs to you!
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Hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol:
Started my day with a smile. |
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Must print this one out for my future dil and dd! Funny and true!
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Ditter, you are so wonderful. I needed that chuckle this morning, Thanx
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Ah, yes. I remember it well!
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Very funny!
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LOVE IT!!! My daughter is 35 and just found out she is pregnant. Her other kids are 13 and 11. She's kind of surprised - but like Mother like Daughter. She was 13 when her little sister was born - and her brothers were 14 and 16.
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Read this to my DH, we both laughed at all of 'em. Thanks for the giggle!!
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So glad you're back! All true, even in retrospect! Thanks.
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Hi Ditter, see you're still doing things to make us take a moment to laugh. :thumbup: Thanks, we needed that!!!!
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Too funny. I've missed all your great jokes. Keep them coming.
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Good to see you back Ditter,making us giggle as usual.
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