Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.


ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL-CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing-And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where are The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil


GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

Not quite there yet ! but had a good chuckle at this, must write them all down for future use. Thanks :)

That is so hilarious!! My sister just turned 68 yesterday and in the last month just learned to text! I am going to email this to her - she will get a big kick out of it!

Great. not telling which applies to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep!! All of those!!!!

Yep!! All of those!!!!

This was good!

:-)

Very funny!

I can use about half of them. LOL