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Thread: Senior Texting

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    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.


    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL-CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing-And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where are The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil


    GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

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    Not quite there yet ! but had a good chuckle at this, must write them all down for future use. Thanks :)

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    That is so hilarious!! My sister just turned 68 yesterday and in the last month just learned to text! I am going to email this to her - she will get a big kick out of it!

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    Great. not telling which applies to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Yep!! All of those!!!!

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    Yep!! All of those!!!!

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    This was good!

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    :-)

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    Very funny!

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    I can use about half of them. LOL

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    shoot I didn't buy one of those little thangs you use to text with...... don't even know what they are! BUT, if it is anythang like this little telephone walkie talkie thang, can't see the buttons so no need to try. And I waxed all that kite string for nothing!

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    There is a few here I didn't have in my previous post
    http://www.quiltingboard.com/t-83779-1.htm

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    So funny! I read them thru twice before I realized they are existing abbreviations with new meaning!

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