Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL-CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing-And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where are The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In) |
Not quite there yet ! but had a good chuckle at this, must write them all down for future use. Thanks :)
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That is so hilarious!! My sister just turned 68 yesterday and in the last month just learned to text! I am going to email this to her - she will get a big kick out of it!
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Great. not telling which applies to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yep!! All of those!!!!
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Yep!! All of those!!!!
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This was good!
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:-)
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Very funny!
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I can use about half of them. LOL
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