My favorite is "If its'gonna be , its' up to me"
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime |
My mama always said..." You got the same britches to get glad in that you got mad in". Another one was..."be sure your sins will find you out". I thought she made that one up but I found it in the bible one time. haha
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red sky at nightm sailors delight, red sky in the morn, sailors take warning.
beauty is as beauty does. a penny saved is a penny gained. you can't put a button on an out house door. my parents went thru the heart of the depression. they would save any thing and ever thing "because I might be able to use it someday." |
I ment red sky at night, sailors delight. Red sky in the morning sailors take warning.
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LOOK with your eyes, NOT with your hands!
whole milk separated when I was young, my father would say(as we shook up the milk)" STOP shaking up the cow sh*t!"- it was store milk, not from the farm! and mine to teenage twin(hormonal)boys,who were stronger than me, "REMEMBER, you gotta sleep, sometime!"-they were good kids! |
My MIL had a saying
"Patience is a virtue, catch it if you can, Seldom in a woman, Never in a man... " Hubbys saying.. Usually means my idea sucks and its not gonna happen.. lol.. .. "people in hell want Ice water" |
Lots of good ones here :-)
How's about - looking or feeling "like 40 miles of bad road". That tastes good enough to make a puppy pull a freight train. |
I might have fell off the turnip truck but it wasn't today.
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My father used to say about small steaks or sandwiches: that is as thin as the Dallas News!
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One of my old favorites that I forgot to include yesterday.
The Ex would always say this one When dinner was plain or lacked a main entree, his comment would be, " sh*t on a shingle". And one of my top favorite saying is "Two wrongs, don't make a right". |
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