COME ON FRIENDS, PALS, MOMS, AND ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL QUILTERS WHO GET TOGETHER TO HELP ONE ANOTHER........


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time . When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

Very funny - I mean it. LOL funny.

Too funny

LOL! I bet she was shocked by his comeback!

Great come back!

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LOL funny.

OMG. Not what I was expecting. CRACKED ME UP :lol:

OMG!!! Fisrt I had to think about your dad's answer, Then I almost fell off my chair laughing. That was a good one - still laughing. Will have to take that one to work tomorrow.

That is truly wonderful! You must really enjoy him with that sense of humor.

ROFL. The best. :thumbup:

this is the 5th time this week I have seen this same joke...surely there are more than just this one out in cyberspace!

wait..I posted one about surgeons!

Bwahahahaha!!!

I choked on my cup of tea from laughting.
thanks

roflmbo

Great reply! I wouldn't think that fast.....

:-P That is so funny. Here I am trying to get sleepy and now I'm laughing waking myself up.

Wish I had been there :lol:
Way to go Dad :thumbup:

cute

Awesome reply! That's one well developed sense of humor! You must be so proud to have him as your Dad. I would be! I'll bet your family gatherings are a laugh a minute!

ROFLOL!!! Too funny!

Oh! I love it. Thanks for the laugh.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FYI. This is a joke, and a very good one. It is an oldie, but I still giggle every time I see it.

Thanks for sharing it again

Ditto

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An oldie but a goodie. I laugh every time I read it.

THat is just way too funny!! Thanks for the laugh.

Perfect response!!

I have a daughter who is as witty and quick as your dad...must be careful whilst at family dinners.....

That is priceless he must be a riot at family gatherings

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can I borrow him?

Really a LOL!

This is the BEST I have ever heard!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Congrats to your Dad!!!!!

lol

LOLOLOLO....made my morning!!

Can't quit giggling.

I just had to call hubby from what he was doing to read this to him....he walked away chuckling....

you made his day.........

I just had to call hubby from what he was doing to read this to him....he walked away chuckling....

you made his day.........

Still laughing! Thanks for sharing.