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Thread: Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

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    Senior Member mhollifiel's Avatar
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    Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

    EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

    'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

    'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

    'How much do you charge?'

    'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

    'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

    Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

    'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

    'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

    'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'
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    lol i love it

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    Gave me a good laugh. I used to be a bartender. Amazing what people tell you.

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    too cute. love this one.

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    Isn't that just the truth... lol..

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    Good one! I got a good chuckle out of this! Thanks!

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    Bartenders give such good advice

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    Perfect - I will forward this to my friend that is studying to be a counselor. Thanks for the laugh

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