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Thread: PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS

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    Super Member MinnieKat's Avatar
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    1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.


    2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

    3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

    4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

    5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

    6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

    7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

    8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

    9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

    10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

    12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

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    I LOVE these. Thanks for the chuckles.

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    tee, hee, hee...

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    snicker

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    I love them all! My daughter might get one or two!

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    Awesome! Thank you for sharing :D:D:D

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    Nice, clean funnies!

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    they are all funny

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    Very funny! Really clever!

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