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Thread: Signs!....funny!!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    :lol:



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    In a Podiatrist's office:

    "Time wounds all heels." (read it again)







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    On a Septic Tank Truck:

    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels




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    At a Proctologist's door:

    "To expedite your visit, please back in. "




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    On a Plumber's truck:

    "We repair what your husband fixed."




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    On another Plumber's truck:

    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."




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    On a Church's Bill board:

    "7 days without God makes one weak."




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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

    "Invite us to your next blowout."




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    At a Towing company:

    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."




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    On an Electrician's truck:

    "Let us remove your shorts."




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    In a Non-smoking Area:

    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."




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    On a Maternity Room door:

    "Push. Push. Push."




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    At an Optometrist's Office:

    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."




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    On a Taxidermist's window:

    "We really know our stuff."




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    On a Fence:

    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"




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    At a Car Dealership:

    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."




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    Outside a Muffler Shop:

    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.."




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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"




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    At the Electric Company

    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

    However, if you don't, you will be."




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    In a Restaurant window:

    "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."




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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."




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    At a Propane Filling Station:

    "Thank heaven for little grills."




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    And don't forget the sign at a

    CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

    "Best place in town to take a leak."



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    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:





    "Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."

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    lol..... thanks for keeping us laughing Ditter!

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    Ha ha! Great ones - all of them!!

    Saw a sign on a menu in a restaurant once.

    "Good food takes a long time to prepare. Yours will be ready in a minute."

    Sue

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    Always funny Ditter. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Sign on a plumber's truck....Flush Gordon.

    Sign on a 2nd hand store....Seerers and Lowbucks

    Sign on a truck stop in west Texas "Diesel Fried Chicken":)

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    you are too funny

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    Very Funny Thanks Ditter

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    Ouch, the plumber one hit too close to home this week! (Men just don't remember from one disaster to the next do they?)

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    Thanks again Ditter :-D :thumbup:

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    Funny as always!!!!

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