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    Old 11-08-2010, 08:07 AM
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    To Be 6 Again!


    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

    'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.


    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    'I meant my dress size, you f___ing moron!!!!'

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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    Old 11-08-2010, 08:30 AM
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    Very good Ditter!
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    Old 11-08-2010, 10:17 AM
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    Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Old 11-08-2010, 10:19 AM
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    hahah that was so funny...
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    Old 11-08-2010, 10:52 AM
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    Oh funny but I love the his heart!!!
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    Old 11-08-2010, 12:07 PM
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    Brilliant!!!!!!!!!
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    Old 11-08-2010, 12:29 PM
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    Great Ditter!!! That was so funny!
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    Old 11-08-2010, 12:29 PM
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    That is soooo funny.....but true....they can look at you right in the eye and still not listen.....
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    Old 11-08-2010, 01:09 PM
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    Bless his heart, he tried!!
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    Old 11-08-2010, 04:15 PM
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    That is hilarious! I'll settle for twelve.
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