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Thread: To be six again!!!! soooo funny!!!!

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    To Be 6 Again!


    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

    'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.


    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    'I meant my dress size, you f___ing moron!!!!'

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

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    Very good Ditter!

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    Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    hahah that was so funny...

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    Oh funny but I love the his heart!!!

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    Brilliant!!!!!!!!!

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    Great Ditter!!! That was so funny!

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    That is soooo funny.....but true....they can look at you right in the eye and still not listen.....

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    Bless his heart, he tried!!

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    That is hilarious! I'll settle for twelve.

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    Love it. Laughing but it is so true.

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    OH goody! another Ditter! Was beginning to think you hadn't posted one, and I needed a laugh. Thanks and keep it up! You rock!

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    Thats still a keeper though! Way to go Ditter, another belly laugh. Keep it up and I'll be thin again.

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    oh thats priceless, and so true!

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    Love it - thanks again Ditter!

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    LOL

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    So funny and so true

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    This is so funny... Thanks Ditter I needed that. :)

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    Thanks for the early morning laugh!! And isn't it the truth? grin

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    Love it!!!

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    :lol::lol:! I didn't expect that at the end!

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    Just love your post!!!!!

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    funny... so true....

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    you are a TRIP, ditter!!

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    Ain't it the truth!!!! Thanks for the chuckle!!

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