Here is another goodie from my dad.
Suits $5.00 each
Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street in Atlanta , and they see
a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each!, shirts $2.00 each,
pants $2.50 each. Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe , Look here! We could
buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Sand Mountain , sell 'em to
our friends, and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they
hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that
stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Georgia drawl so's they don't know we is
from Alabama ..." They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Georgia
drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at
$2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there pants at $2.50 each. I'll back up my
pickup and...." The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from North
Alabama , ain' t ya?" "Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba...."How come
you knowed that? "Because this is a dry-cleaners."