karenchi

I thought you might need help texting your friends...after all, the
kids have all their little codes... like BFF, WTF, etc.




So here are the codes for the retired:

ATD

- At the Doctor's

BFF

- Best Friends Funeral

BTW

- Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT

- Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM

- Covered by Medicare

CUATSC

- See You at the Senior Center

DWI

- Driving While Incontinent

FWBB

- Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW

- Forgot Where I Was

FYI

- Found Your Insulin

GGPBL

- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA

- Got Heartburn Again

HGBM

- Had Good Bowel Movement

HASMG

-Has anyone seen my glasses?

IMHO

- Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO

- Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL

- Living on Lipitor

LWO

- Lawrence Welk's On

OHASM

- Oh, having another senior moment

OMMR

- On My Massage Recliner

OMSG

- Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU

- Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

TTYL

-Talk to You Louder

WAITT

- Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA

- Wet the Furniture Again

WTP

- Where's the Prunes

WWI

-Where was I?

WWNO

- Walker Wheels Need Oil

WWWJTA

-What were we just talking about?

GGLKI

- Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!



Hope these help!

quiltlonger

oh my, ROFL CGU :):)