I thought you might need help texting your friends...after all, the
kids have all their little codes... like BFF, WTF, etc.
So here are the codes for the retired:
ATD
- At the Doctor's
BFF
- Best Friends Funeral
BTW
- Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT
- Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM
- Covered by Medicare
CUATSC
- See You at the Senior Center
DWI
- Driving While Incontinent
FWBB
- Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW
- Forgot Where I Was
FYI
- Found Your Insulin
GGPBL
- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA
- Got Heartburn Again
HGBM
- Had Good Bowel Movement
HASMG
-Has anyone seen my glasses?
IMHO
- Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO
- Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL
- Living on Lipitor
LWO
- Lawrence Welk's On
OHASM
- Oh, having another senior moment
OMMR
- On My Massage Recliner
OMSG
- Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL...CGU
- Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TTYL
-Talk to You Louder
WAITT
- Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA
- Wet the Furniture Again
WTP
- Where's the Prunes
WWI
-Where was I?
WWNO
- Walker Wheels Need Oil
WWWJTA
-What were we just talking about?
GGLKI
- Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
Hope these help!