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Thread: What is Couple Sex? ----- funny

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    What is Couple Sex? ----- funny







    What is Couple Sex?

    An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was
    working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
    The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a
    question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question,



    then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
    Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to
    tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.

    When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking
    at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
    Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,
    "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

    The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will
    be ready in just a couple secs.









































    If no one ever experimented we'd all still be making 4 patches.

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    hahahahahaha
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    That is toooooo funny!!!! Keep 'em comin'!!!!
    Thanks for sharing & giving smiles & laugh.......
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    Got a good laugh from that ~ thanks for posting!

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    Seeing that I watch my two young grandchildren..I can appreciate this. lol
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    Now that was just too funny

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    LOL! That is too cute!!

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    LOL! Reminds me of my BIL... he walked into the room & asked his Mom "Where did I come from?" (he was about 5 or so). She took a deep breath & told him about the birds & the bees. When she was done, he said "No, I meant which room was I in before I walked in here?"! LOL!
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    AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! we so need to think like kids as grandparents .. LOL
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    giggle giggle

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