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Thread: Sex after death??....funny!!!

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    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
    the other if there is sex after death.

    Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all.

    After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

    True to his word, he made the first contact:
    "Judy..........Judy"
    "Is that you, George?"

    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

    "That's wonderful! What's it like?"

    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and
    then it's off to the golf course.

    I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
    more times.

    Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
    around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
    afternoon.
    After supper, it's back to golf course again.

    Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much-needed
    sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

    "Oh, George...are you in Heaven?"












    "No...........I'm a rabbit in Kansas ."

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    That was way too funny. I need to forward that to some of my email friends... lol

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    THANK YOU DITTER!!!

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    Love it Ditter - haven't heard that one before.

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    good one!!

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    Now that's funny!! :lol: :lol:

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    Too funny! Didn't see it coming! Thanks for all the laughs.

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    Thanks, Ditter, you always make my day.

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    I have a friend and her an her husband could be the couple in this story! I had to send it to her! Thanks for the giggle!

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    Thanks Ditter, that made me laugh on a day when I started out with mostly tears..THANKS!!!

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    This was good! :lol:

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    great one!

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    I don't usually read ones with that topic, but seeing it was from you I thought I would give it a look. Now that was funny!!!

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    ROLMAo!

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    Can't Stop Laughing, To Funny!!!!

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    LMBO! That's way too funny! Thanks for the laugh.

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    Thanks for the morning funny!

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    lol!

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    TOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    LMBO :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Too funny! Thanks, you always make my day. :lol:

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    Thanks for the laugh!

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    Good one Ditter!! I look forward to seeing your posts!!!

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    ROFL. I love this. It is so funny. I was not expecting the punch line.

    Angie

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    LOL!!!

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    THANKS!!! hubby is just getting over chemo and when I read the joke to him he laughed realy hard.Thanks for the bright spot in our day!!!

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