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Thread: What a Woman wants in a Man

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    Member LeeJay's Avatar
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    Subject: What I want in a man!

    One woman's idea of the perfect man as life progressed

    What I Want In a Man, Original List
    1. Handsome
    2. Charming
    3. Financially successful
    4.. A caring listener
    5. Witty
    6. In good shape
    7. Dresses with style
    8. Appreciates finer things
    9. Full of thoughtful surprises
    What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
    1. Nice looking
    2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
    3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
    4. Listens more than talks
    5. Laughs at my jokes
    6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
    7. Owns at least one tie
    8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
    9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

    What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
    1. Not too ugly
    2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
    3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
    4. Nods head when I'm talking
    5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
    6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
    7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
    8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
    9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
    10. Shaves most weekends

    What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
    1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
    2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
    3. Doesn't borrow money too often
    4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
    5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
    6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
    7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
    8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
    9. Remembers your name on occasion
    10. Shaves some weekends

    What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
    1. Doesn't scare small children
    2. Remembers where bathroom is
    3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
    4. Only snores lightly when asleep
    5. Remembers why he's laughing
    6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
    7. Usually wears some clothes
    8. Likes soft foods
    9. Remembers where he left his teeth
    10. Remembers that it's the weekend

    What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
    1. Breathing.
    2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
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    After being married for 44 years, i took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but i got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now i have a $500,000..00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but i'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that i would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.

    Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.

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    ha! what i still want in a man is a Billion dollars!!!

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    Cute.
    What I want in a man is already sitting on my sofa watching sports and playing with the dogs right now.

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    that is so great

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    Super Member Jan in VA's Avatar
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    Ha, ha!
    I think I've come to the place that what I want in a man is money and invisibility. :mrgreen:

    Jan in VA

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    Oh that's a good one!! Off to send it to all my friends!
    Thanks :D

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    Cute and true!

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    Senior Member Patchwork Pam's Avatar
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    That is too funny. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bones mom
    Cute.
    What I want in a man is already sitting on my sofa watching sports and playing with the dogs right now.
    Same here!

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