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Who says kids don't watch TV commercials‏.....funny!!

Who says kids don't watch TV commercials‏.....funny!!

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Old 08-28-2012, 02:04 PM
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Default Who says kids don't watch TV commercials‏.....funny!!

The Pastor called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits, and had them sit around him.

He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?"

One little boy raised his hand, and the Pastor said "Please tell us what the resurrection is".

The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a Doctor!"

It took a solid 10 minutes before the Pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that boy's voice won't be.
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Old 08-28-2012, 06:07 PM
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She's Back!!!---Great one Ditter!!
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Old 08-28-2012, 06:44 PM
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Good one, Ditter! I get so sick of those commercials!!!!
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thanks ditter for my laugh for the day.
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Thanks Ditter. Another good one.
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Old 08-29-2012, 05:30 AM
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Oh, Ditter, that is just too, too funny! Thanks for the laugh today!
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Old 08-29-2012, 05:45 AM
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Ohmgygoodness .. Okay I had to clean up the computer as I took a sip of coffee and well you know the rest !! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA ..

Just like the Art Linkletter show: kids say the darndest things !LOL
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Old 08-29-2012, 06:28 AM
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I always cringe when those ads come on and I do not have children in my home. I am still of the mind that there are some things that should remain personal and this one and the tampax ad are 2 of them.
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Old 08-29-2012, 06:54 AM
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My hubby just sent this to me in an email. It is too funny!!!
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Thanks Ditter!
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