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Thread: Why I am Fat and what I'm going to do about it.

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    Super Member Maggiesmom's Avatar
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    This not original but I do believe this might be the cause and the solution.

    I figured out why I'm fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says "for extra volume and body". I'm going to start using "Dawn" dish soap. It says "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove".

    I think I'll be buying Dawn by the case.

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    ROFL!!

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    Well, that's your story and you're sticking to it! Love it. I think I will give it a try :)

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    Yep, I think you came up with the answers! I too will try Dawn. Our wells have alot of sulpher in them making the water hard and you never really wash soap out so that extra volume shampoo really stays on and on and on you. This certainly explains the urge for constant snacking. I really think you have come up with one for the medical journals! Oh! The wonderful things you learn from this board!!

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    I will have to try it!

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    Good idea!!! But i know why i am putting on the pounds.....winter! I need to get outside and DO something!!

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    My hubby is always looking for an easy way to lose weight. I will give him this tip about Dawn. :) LOL!! Good thing I bought a large bottle of Dawn at Target.

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    I need to get out and walk. Where is spring.

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    Too funny!!

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    Great one!!! The Medical Association will love it!!1 Must go and buy some Dawn!!

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