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Thread: Why some men have dogs and not wives

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    Super Member Lynneander's Avatar
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    A good friend sent to this me; I thought you might get a chuckle ...

    Why some men have dogs and not wives ...

    1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

    2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

    3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

    4. A dog's parents never visit.

    5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get a point across.

    6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

    7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

    8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

    9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

    10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you names.

    11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

    12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.

    and last, but not least ...

    If a dog leaves, it won't take your stuff.

    To test this theory, lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open the garage and see who's happy to see you.

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    Super Member KathyAire's Avatar
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    My husband loves this one. But, if he locks me in the garage, I'll have to kill someone.

    Thanks for sharing.

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    Power Poster CarrieAnne's Avatar
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    LOL!!!!!!!

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    So funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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