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Old 05-08-2010, 08:27 PM
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A Womens Poem...

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the shit out of him...

Like his mother used to do.
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Old 05-08-2010, 09:04 PM
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FUNNY!
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Old 05-09-2010, 02:31 AM
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I loved it! Thanks--
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Old 05-09-2010, 04:14 AM
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I WASN'T expecting that....too funny :lol: :lol:
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Too funny!!
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Old 05-09-2010, 08:06 AM
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That is so funny. When I was first married my hubby always compared me to his mom and I came up last. I told his mom about it one day and boy did she light into him. It's the last time he did that. I had a great MIL.
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ROLMBO! Wish I'd thought of that with my first husband!!!!
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I LOVE IT .... TOO FUNNY
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So THAT's what I should have done!
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Bravo!
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