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Thread: A Womans Poem.....funny!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A WOMAN'S POEM


    He didn't like the casserole

    And he didn't like my cake.

    He said my biscuits were too hard...

    Not like his mother used to make.

    I didn't perk the coffee right

    He didn't like the stew,

    I didn't mend his socks

    The way his mother used to do.

    I pondered for an answer

    I was looking for a clue.








    Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...

    Like his mother used to do.
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    Too cute!

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    :lol: :lol: thanx for the chuckle :lol:

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    Whooo-hoo!!

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    teehee

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    Oh yea. I love it.

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    Another great one, Ditter hahahahahaha

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    That is Tooo funny! love all your jokes. Your sense of humor is fantastic!

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    I love it!

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    Cute....love it!

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    I got a good laugh. thanks, smiles

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