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Thread: You know its time to diet when....

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    Super Member Airwick156's Avatar
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    You know it's time for a diet when:
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    You dive into a swimming pool so your friends can go surfing.
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    You have to apply your makeup with a paint roller.
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    Weight Watchers demands your resignation.
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    You step on a pennyweight scale that gives you your fortune and it says,
    "One at a time please!"
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    Your face is so full that you look like you're wearing horn-rimmed
    contact lenses.
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    The bus driver asks you to sit on the other side because he wants to
    make a turn without flipping over.
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    You're at school in the classroom and turn around and erase the entire
    blackboard.
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    They throw puffed rice at your wedding.
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    You hiccup in your bathing suit, and it looks like someone adjusting a
    venetian blind.
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    You fall down and try to get up, and in the process rock yourself to
    sleep.

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!!! I need to put his one on the weight loss thread. Would you mind if I did?

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    Power Poster MadQuilter's Avatar
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    muuuuuuuhahaha. or like my mother tells in her little one-woman performances. She went to the beach and wrapped in a grey towel to keep the sun off herself. Next thing, a group of Greenpeace enthusiasts were rolling her back in the water.

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    OMG, so funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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    These are cute TRUE but still cute

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    lol

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